[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster
when in reality they look like this:
and i’m just sitting there like:
i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before.
when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent
i went to canada with my dad once
i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang
I wouldn’t be surprised
Woah woah woah, that means
Can we please not forget about this?
Wait then what if
i cannot accept this
WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON
i’m in the mood for a boy with a deep voice to tell me nice things
if i spent as much time studying as i do sitting on the internet, i could probably be at harvard right now
Today my 11 year old brother wanted us to go outside and play with his BB gun but my Dad wasn’t around, so I was like “idk, maybe we shouldn’t use it without adult supervision”
and he just stared at me and I realized
I am 20
I am an adult
I am the adult supervision
no need to thank me
your credit card will do
"I’m full, do you want my dessert"